Haha, here are some "10 seconds of laughter until you run out of oxygen" critical jokes, get ready for your abdominal muscles to tremble! 🍔 Foodie Enlightenment‌ First day of weight loss: eating grass Second day of weight loss: I found that alpacas have a richer diet than mine Friend: "Why do you always choose sugar-free milk tea?" Me: "This way I feel less guilty when sucking pearls." 👶 Human cubs attack‌ 3. Son: "Mom, can I use my lucky money to buy you a day without nagging?" Mom: "You only have enough money to buy 30 seconds." Teacher: "Use 'particularly' to make a sentence." Xiao Ming: "I wrote the words in the grid, and the teacher said I was particularly mentally retarded." 💻 Social animal resonance‌ 5. Colleague: "What did you write as the reason for your resignation?" Me: "I have a bad stomach and can't digest the cake drawn by the boss." Going to work is like drinking: "I've done it, you can do whatever you want" - the look in my colleague's eyes when he saw me working overtime 🐱 Animals become spirits‌ 7. The crow couldn't get the water at the bottom of the bottle, so he threw a stone into the bottle. Finally, he got a glass of "cement". The penguin said to the refrigerator: "Brother, you imitate my style and you are cooler than me?" 💔 Heartbreaking reality version 9. Young people: "How to succeed quickly?" Success master: "Remove the 'how'." Counting sheep to the 999th one... The sheep suddenly turned around: "Call the police if you count again!" (Warm reminder: Article 5 may cause the worker to submit a resignation application on the spot😂) What kind of jokes need a refill? Stupid couple/student crit/cat and dog fight... Order at any time!

Haha, here's another collection of "10-second laugh-out-loud" super short jokes for you, this time the categories are even more exciting! 🍳 Foodie Zone‌ Weight loss declaration: "From tomorrow on, I will only eat fruits!" The next day: "Grapes are fruits, and wine is juice?" Friend asked: "What do you have to order when you eat hot pot?" Me: "The phone number of the emergency doctor." 👶 Naughty child attack‌ 3. Son: "Mom, am I your little baby?" Mom: "Of course!" Son: "Then can you change your phone password to my birthday?" Teacher: "Make a sentence using "Sure enough." Xiao Ming: "I ate bananas first, then apples...Sure enough, I had diarrhea." 💡 God Logic Special‌ 5. Programmer buys breakfast: "Jianbing Guozi, no fruits, no pancakes, no eggs, no green onions..." Boss: "Are you here to ask for plastic bags?" Friend: "Did your salary increase?" Me: "Yes, I used to be 'poor', now I am 'poor but stable'." 🐶 Animal jokes‌ 7. The snail was overtaken by the turtle and shouted angrily: "You cheated!" Turtle: "I didn't even take off my shell!" The penguin wanted to ask the polar bear to play, and the polar bear replied: "Is your GPS broken?" 👻 Heartbreaking reality version‌ 9. Young man: "Master, how can I make 100,000 a month?" Master: "Remove the 'how can'." Insomnia counting sheep to the 768th... Sheep: "Please, change to a Digimon to count!" (Warm reminder: The 5th joke may cause your programmer friends to unplug your network cable🤣) What else do you want to hear? Workplace/love/silly netizens...order at any time!