Haha, here's another collection of "10-second laugh-out-loud" super short jokes for you, this time the categories are even more exciting! 🍳 Foodie Zone‌ Weight loss declaration: "From tomorrow on, I will only eat fruits!" The next day: "Grapes are fruits, and wine is juice?" Friend asked: "What do you have to order when you eat hot pot?" Me: "The phone number of the emergency doctor." 👶 Naughty child attack‌ 3. Son: "Mom, am I your little baby?" Mom: "Of course!" Son: "Then can you change your phone password to my birthday?" Teacher: "Make a sentence using "Sure enough." Xiao Ming: "I ate bananas first, then apples...Sure enough, I had diarrhea." 💡 God Logic Special‌ 5. Programmer buys breakfast: "Jianbing Guozi, no fruits, no pancakes, no eggs, no green onions..." Boss: "Are you here to ask for plastic bags?" Friend: "Did your salary increase?" Me: "Yes, I used to be 'poor', now I am 'poor but stable'." 🐶 Animal jokes‌ 7. The snail was overtaken by the turtle and shouted angrily: "You cheated!" Turtle: "I didn't even take off my shell!" The penguin wanted to ask the polar bear to play, and the polar bear replied: "Is your GPS broken?" 👻 Heartbreaking reality version‌ 9. Young man: "Master, how can I make 100,000 a month?" Master: "Remove the 'how can'." Insomnia counting sheep to the 768th... Sheep: "Please, change to a Digimon to count!" (Warm reminder: The 5th joke may cause your programmer friends to unplug your network cable🤣) What else do you want to hear? Workplace/love/silly netizens...order at any time!